This is one for the record books - Weezel @ 2:06 PM EST
“The Juice” O.J. Simpson is once again back in the news. This time, it’s something to be proud about. “The Globe” has reported that he made a porno with his girlfriend and a Playboy/Penthouse model for $1.5 million. The movie was said to be filmed so that it appears O.J. doesn’t see the cameras. Here are O.J.’s stats after the big game.

The Globe also reports that as Simpson entered the bedroom, he began to sing, "If I Only had a Brain," from "The Wizard of Oz."

O.J. had sex with each woman four times and also watched while the women "got it on," the mag quotes two insiders as saying.

Sports Department - Doughboy @ 1:48 PM EST
Hey guys, I just wanted to pop on over and tell you about they sports department and how well we are doing. If you interested in sports, talking trash about your most hated athlete, interactive polls, and great reporting come over and visit us and if your interested in reporting for me email me at Ticalion27@aol.com, or IM me at the same name. Peace.

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The Gods Must Be Angry - Weezel @ 11:40 PM EST
It seems the skies aren’t as friendly as they used to be. Captain Richard Adcock, on his way to Amsterdam was greeted with a lightning bolt to the chest while trying to land. It caused his right arm to be temporarily paralyzed and forced the co-pilot to finish the landing.

Lightning had struck the plane's glass windscreen. And because Richard's arm was touching it, the bolt surged through and drilled a hole the size of a five pence piece in his chest.

"Right away I knew I'd been hit by lightning. It was a bit like being kicked by a horse in the chest from the inside out.“

A little buggy - Eric @ 4:02 PM EST
I'm going to be pretty much rewriting the entire code over the next few hours so if the page looks a big buggy for a bit don't hit me.

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Survivorette gets shot down - Weezel @ 7:24 PM EST
Inside, I think we all knew about this. Former ”Survivor” Stacy Stillman is suing Viacom, Survivor Entertainment Group and producer Mark Burnett over the fact that the show was rigged.

Stillman said in her lawsuit that she was voted off the island because Burnett convinced two other contestants to vote for her instead of Rudy Boesch -- so as not to kick off another older person and jeopardize CBS's demographic spread.

All of the Survivor contestants signed agreements before they went on the show that included a $5 million penalty if they revealed any information about the inner workings of the show, and especially if they revealed any tidbit that would lead people to figure out the winner of the show before the finale. Everyone had kept to the deal, until Stillman's suit.

Bad Bacon - Weezel @ 2:55 PM EST
Sounds like a bad B-movie, but it’s sadly true. An old man was mauled by his herd of pigs. His injuries consist of losing an ear, part of his scalp and losing a testicle! Of all the most painful things to happen, I think a gang of pigs attacking you and ripping you ball off is off the charts.

The 69-year-old was cleaning out the pigs' sty when they attacked.

Gheorghe Miscoiu, who lives near the city of Arad, around 340 miles north-west of Bucharest, was knocked unconscious in the attack.

Killer Candy-Striper - Weezel @ 1:04 AM EST
This story definitely gets the “Twisted News Story of the Week” award.

A 23-year-old nurse dubbed ''Black Angel'' by her colleagues because of the high death rates on her ward when she had night shift, has confessed to killing dozens of patients by injecting them with tranquilizers, police said Monday.

''She admitted she had done this to between 30 and 40 people and so far she has identified 19 by name.''

WHO LET THE CATS OUT? - Weezel @ 12:13 AM EST
This story alone of a woman suing an airline because she had an allergic reaction to a cat sitting next to her is quite funny. I wish I were on that trip to see her bitching and moaning to the owner and annoying the hell out of the stewardesses. But the article about the story has all the goodness to make me laugh and laugh and laugh…

In a case that's purfectly perplexing, an airline passenger has filed a legal hairball accusing an airline of nearly felonious behavior that seemed to rob her of one of her nine lives.

And all it took was a mass burning - Weezel @ 12:21 PM EST
In an act that I hope will start a worldwide trend, a priest in Mexico ordered the burning of toys and cards associated with Pokemon. It’s about damn time. This Pokemon craze had kids open-eyed and drooling, waiting for the next character to come out. Once the movie hit, you knew it would be flooded with kids screaming the names of each one as they appeared on screen. At least the Mexicans know how to handle something clearly from the Devil.

The priest Juan Ramón Hernández said the toys contained subversive messages which corrupt the family unit.

I think we should have all the boy bands tour Mexico, and if some priests find their songs to contain hidden messages, they know what to do.

Read the rest of the article here:BBC News


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Everyone gets colors - Eric @ 9:18 PM EST
Beast and I just finished implementing a new color feature which lets all of you bitches get your own colors when posting...yay. As I'm out of town for the next week email your colors to beast after checking out this site.

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New Forums - Eric @ 7:17 PM EST
Just a note to say that I've just setup a new forum script, UBB 6 BETA 7.1. Bad news is you have to re-register. Don't yell.

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Second Hand Smoke - bignasty @ 5:46 PM EST
Jerry Fisher, a man of Jackson, Michigan recently blew his hand off with a firecracker that accidently went off when he tried to light his cigarette. After 13 hours of surgery, he got a brand new hand attached. It took 18 doctors but eventually they were successful in replacing his hand. He is the second in the world to recieve this operation. It was done at a JEWISH hospital, and it will take months for him to get his hand working properly with many trips to the physical therapist. I would want a new hand if I lost one but I think I'd steer clear of the Jewish hospitals, where the hell can you find a Jewish Hospital anyways?? Well thats my sentiments..

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Sniff This! - Weezel @ 12:03 AM EST
You have the big screen TV. You have the surround sound. You have the comfy chair with mini-fridge built in. You think you have everything for the best possible viewing of your favorite shows. But can you smell your program? I bet you can’t, and so an Indian inventor decided he should change all of that.

The patent granted last November involved digital signals synchronized with music or movie sequences and could be used to produce smells or weather-linked sensations.

Sandeep Jaidka, 37, told Reuters the small device could be attached to a television, computer or high-fi system.

Bitch of the Day - Beast @ 10:38 PM EST
I have just instituted the Bitch of the Day (BOTD). I will be displaying a new babe everyday from now on. These can be seen on the righthand sidebar in Beast's Corner. And for the first BOTD, I chose that gorgeous Doritos girl, Ali Landry. Happy gawking.


If you have any requests for BOTD email me.

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Ring the alarm bells - Weezel @ 7:26 PM EST
Have you ever seen the movie “Wag the Dog”? It’s a great movie about a president who creates a war in order to take the focus of the American people off of a scandal. Now I’m not saying that this is all fake, but George Dubya ain’t the sharpest knife in the drawer and the whole country’s laughing at him.

Ordering his first military strike, President Bush sent U.S. warplanes Friday to bomb five Iraqi military sites around Baghdad that the Pentagon said had posed an increasing danger to American and British patrol aircraft.

Over the past couple of months, the Iraqi sites had increasingly fired anti-aircraft missiles at U.S. planes patrolling zones in Iraq that have been off-limits to Iraqi planes since the Gulf War, Newbold said.